This is an actual, honest-to-goodness family portrait (circa 1970s) sent in by a reader of The LG Report. Truth be told, she didn't submit it for publication (although she admits to knowing that the risk existed), but, rather, she offered it up as proof of some point or other. LG can't remember the exact issue at the moment. Looking at this photo tends to wipe out all other thoughts in one's mind. She may have been trying to prove that a man could pose for a photo with a gunshot wound through his suit while wearing eyeglasses purchased from the Estate of Buddy Holly and still maintain a smile. No, wait, that wasn't it.
LG was taught as a child that if he has nothing good to say about someone, he shouldn't say anything at all. In keeping with that principle of life, we'll end the post here. See you back again soon!
PS Print this photo and keep it around to remind yourself, on bad hair days, that it could be worse!