Tuesday, August 14, 2012
That little rascal Flat mCat (see previous post if you missed it) wasn't quite ready to return home to Utah last week. She insisted on being taken to the horse races at Monmouth Park (known as "The Resort of Racing") on the Jersey Shore before heading west.
Luckily, an LG Report photog was on hand to capture all of the action.
It was a pleasure hosting you Flat mCat, come back again soon (but not too soon!)
Thursday, August 2, 2012
If you read blogs, or even if you just post on Facebook or Twitter, you know that you can pick up random friends through the internet. People to whom you had little or no previous connection.
This happens to LG and is why he now knows (although he has not met in person) such cool folks as Eva, Pearl/Peggy, Abe, Kelley, Kate, Rodney, Susan, Katie, Sandra, Tiburon, Jamie, et al. (there are a lot of them.)
Oh yeah, and mCat. LG met mCat through Abe (who he also doesn't know in person).
LG can just imagine what would transpire if any of these people were ever being investigated and he was questioned:
FBI Agent: How do you know mCat?
LG: Through Abe.
FBI: How do you know Abe?
LG: I think I was turned on to him by Pearl.
FBI: And how do you know Pearl?
LG: I don't. In fact, that's not even her real name.
FBI: You're coming with us...
mCat is a mother and the wife of Splenda Daddy. He's sorta like a Sugar Daddy, but not quite. mCat is a BIG New York Yankees fan. Trouble is, she lives in Utah. That's a bit of a haul to get to Yankee Stadium. LG mentioned in an email that he was going to Yankee Stadium this week and mCat, wanting to attend in spirit, sent along her "Flat mCat" likeness for LG to bring along. This is a spin on Flat Stanley, with whom some of you may be familiar. You may also remember The LG Report's previous post on Flat Abby, which you can access by clicking HERE.
So without further delay (we know the anticipation is killing you...) here's The LG Report's photo essay on Flat mCat's visit to Yankee Stadium....
Flat mCat buys a foam finger to show her Yankee spirit. But, being New York and all, she assumed it would be a middle finger. How disappointing! [Note to Yankees' Marketing Dept.: New product?]
Uh oh! Flat mCat's mom warned us to keep her away from the brewski. Flat mCat eyeballs the selection at one of the Yankee Stadium concession stands. Each beer sells for the price of a case anywhere else. What a bargain! Hey, someone has to pay for Jeter's Lambo.
As always, thanks for stopping by The LG Report, we hope to see you back here again soon (but not too soon, we only post once a week or so these days...)