tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post7495910702343628692..comments2024-02-14T19:09:41.008-05:00Comments on The LG Report: Customized Terror Alerts Now Available!Lazarushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04546714218677721251noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-81164266805753746252011-03-16T23:47:38.085-04:002011-03-16T23:47:38.085-04:00In 1899 Congressman Willard Wandiver said, "...In 1899 Congressman Willard Wandiver said, "I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me." So we are known for being stubborn and called the "Show Me" state. Therefore ours would probably be:<br /><br />CURRENT LEVEL: Prove to us we need one!<br /><br />NEXT ELEVATION: Unlock the hidden silos and go by the Harry Tuman play book; load up the nukes and "Give em hell !" <br />ktAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01967340091034274347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-5068617343981594192011-03-12T23:44:35.232-05:002011-03-12T23:44:35.232-05:00I live in California and have misplaced my gas mas...I live in California and have misplaced my gas mask/bong. Please send me another ASAP.<br /><br />P.S. Do not bend it either.Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-72092676667517309622011-03-12T18:53:28.904-05:002011-03-12T18:53:28.904-05:00Perfect! The best way to read a terror report is w...Perfect! The best way to read a terror report is with laughter. <br />Kill 'em with laughter. Yeah, that will do it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-70616426548577289862011-03-12T10:07:45.435-05:002011-03-12T10:07:45.435-05:00Next elevation here in the UK is: 'invite them...Next elevation here in the UK is: 'invite them in and offer them a cup of tea old chap!'<br />At last I have escaped from the Frenchies. Boy have I missed you...time to catch up I think.Carol E Wyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375439814725846546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-4817165271367253932011-03-12T09:40:26.042-05:002011-03-12T09:40:26.042-05:00Phillie's Fans Anxiety Level alert:
Current ...Phillie's Fans Anxiety Level alert: <br /><br />Current Level - Moderate and Increasing.<br /><br />Next Elevation - after the imminent Chase Utley Out for the season diagnosis; Heading towards collective nervous breakdown.Sorbsy Cup Losernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-80043836111957555592011-03-12T00:45:23.118-05:002011-03-12T00:45:23.118-05:00You have a brilliant mind. Between the two of us, ...You have a brilliant mind. Between the two of us, we will be ruling the universe by May 2013. <br />I laughed while marvelling at the creativity, and yes the reality of this post...because really, do the Florida people have to keep bragging about the weather?<br />Terrific Laz, as always!Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-37193978892324896242011-03-10T22:12:21.035-05:002011-03-10T22:12:21.035-05:00Being the proud Chicagoan that I am, I really appr...Being the proud Chicagoan that I am, I really appreciate the Illinois system. <br />So sad. So true.Desperate Housemommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09513952335177773965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-62256289470415009182011-03-10T21:13:55.792-05:002011-03-10T21:13:55.792-05:00This was so funny! My favorite was Rhode Island. H...This was so funny! My favorite was Rhode Island. Ha!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10860394940190403196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-36364098077666679562011-03-10T17:48:35.367-05:002011-03-10T17:48:35.367-05:00Colorado - be vigilant of anyone breathing 5 times...Colorado - be vigilant of anyone breathing 5 times as fast - they aren't acclimated. <br /><br />Ensure deployment of giant wooden bears to front porch for extra security measures.<br /><br />Stock up on massive quantities of granola and Fat Tire beer and take shelter while spring blizzards disorient suspected terrorists.Val https://www.blogger.com/profile/17756024122711114873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-67369660270650575212011-03-10T15:39:23.704-05:002011-03-10T15:39:23.704-05:00Here in Maine:
Level one: Don't be concern...Here in Maine: <br /><br />Level one: Don't be concerned, just finish eating your lobster.<br /><br />Level two: Be concerned; turne the moose loose!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-3558066848559203862011-03-10T15:20:07.600-05:002011-03-10T15:20:07.600-05:00CNN needs people like you.
Charlie Sheen is now t...CNN needs people like you.<br /><br />Charlie Sheen is now the top threat level, if you ask me.Dutch Sugar Babehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04903299581166663151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-2678211203237198742011-03-10T15:07:45.288-05:002011-03-10T15:07:45.288-05:00In Tennessee, at the Current Level, we pray for th...In Tennessee, at the Current Level, we pray for them, bless their hearts.<br /><br />At the Next Elevation, we write a drinkin'/cheatin' song about them, and go out in the parking lot to bash in their headlights with a baseball bat. That'll show 'em.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6042982628827505561.post-67602324258170189582011-03-10T14:55:29.990-05:002011-03-10T14:55:29.990-05:00:-) Here in Minnesota, any threat level above the...:-) Here in Minnesota, any threat level above the omnipresent "orange" is met by us just not opening the door. 'Up yours,' we're thinking, 'freeze to death'.<br /><br />And yes. We still say "up yours". Or my personal favorite: "get bent". <br /><br />Damn terrorists.<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.com