Here's a look at some more Walmartians with LG-supplied captions (wouldn't be any fun to just use the ones that came with the photos...) Enjoy!
This guy is stocking up for the party to celebrate him being named "Father of the Year" in his state. The kids is giving the thumbs up sign while asking if anyone knows where the condoms are stocked.
Sometimes the wait for a sales clerk to help you figure out which brand of pork rinds to buy can seem interminable at a Walmart. Or are they now selling John Goodman mannequins for home use?
Quick, is this person walking towards or away from the camera? Answer immediately! On second thought, is it a person? Raccoons generally don't carry key chains. Or is that a leash?
This shirt was trying to give its owner a message. It was just a plain gray t-shirt when she put it on that morning.
LG thinks we may have seen this photo, or a similar one, in a previous edition but he can't bear to go back and look at the older photos. This is a bizarre photo on many levels, including the fact that they woman is looking at a DVD titled "How to Train Your Child-Dog." If this photo had a theme song, it would be "
Stop Dragging My Heart Around," by Stevie Nicks. This "Mother-of-the-Year" candidate will be at the party being thrown by the dad in the first picture above.
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