LG knows that many of you don't use Twitter. And those who do use it don't necessarily follow LG (but if you'd like to, his Twitter handle is @LazarusNYC and you can click HERE to follow). So here's a sampling of some of LG's recent Tweets for our reading pleasure:
Divers in Italy have found 8 more dead bodies in the wreck along with Mitt Romney's presidential chances.
French police are so cuisine conscious that they only use fresh pepper spray, never from a shaker.
I thought this was a day to honor Jennifer Lopez's best attribute then I realized it's ASH Wednesday, not ASS Wednesday.
Chuck Norris should just punch Iran.
Trivia: Fat Tuesday got its name because it's Kirstie Alley's birthday.
Breaking: Chris Brown asked Rihanna on a date yesterday. Problem: He wants to take her to Battery Park.
Brilliant strategy: Rosie O'Donnell is now officially too big to fail.
In 40 years, I'll bet that Bon Iver looks like Burl Iver.
If Old Navy had to fight a war they'd use those canons that shoot t-shirts at basketball games. It's true.
My friend started a law practice on a tight budget. It's called "The Law Cubicle of Jonathan Reynolds."
I wonder if former Iranian Olympians say "I ran for Iran? "
CNN reports that 30 prisoners escape after riot in northern Mexico. But all 30 were quickly killed by drug lords roaming free.
Italian authorities seek an expert in raising a big object to right the Costa Concordia. They just hired Rosie O'Donnell's personal trainer.
I tried Scientology but it was too hard to understand so I now am a follower of PhysEd-ology.