Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Some Recent LG Tweets

LG knows that many of you don't use Twitter.  And those who do use it don't necessarily follow LG (but if you'd like to, his Twitter handle is @LazarusNYC and you can click HERE to follow).  So here's a sampling of some of LG's recent Tweets for our reading pleasure:  

Divers in Italy have found 8 more dead bodies in the wreck along with Mitt Romney's presidential chances.

French police are so cuisine conscious that they only use fresh pepper spray, never from a shaker.

I thought this was a day to honor Jennifer Lopez's best attribute then I realized it's ASH Wednesday, not ASS Wednesday.

Chuck Norris should just punch Iran.

Trivia: Fat Tuesday got its name because it's Kirstie Alley's birthday.

Breaking: Chris Brown asked Rihanna on a date yesterday. Problem: He wants to take her to Battery Park.

Brilliant strategy: Rosie O'Donnell is now officially too big to fail.

In 40 years, I'll bet that Bon Iver looks like Burl Iver.

If Old Navy had to fight a war they'd use those canons that shoot t-shirts at basketball games. It's true.

My friend started a law practice on a tight budget. It's called "The Law Cubicle of Jonathan Reynolds."

I wonder if former Iranian Olympians say "I ran for Iran? "

CNN reports that 30 prisoners escape after riot in northern Mexico. But all 30 were quickly killed by drug lords roaming free.

Italian authorities seek an expert in raising a big object to right the Costa Concordia. They just hired Rosie O'Donnell's personal trainer.


I tried Scientology but it was too hard to understand so I now am a follower of PhysEd-ology. 


  1. Don't twitter or tweet. I thought I was a modern woman when I learned to use this computer. By the way I am back....not up to par yet, but planning on getting back in the swing....

    by the way, Thanks for your support while I was greeving....kt

  2. You're a silly, silly man.

    That is all.

    Hugs and kisses,

  3. LG, I have a Twitter account but don't really use it. Now I see what I've been missing out on. (Interpret this as you will.)

    Sending hugs to you and your beautiful wife too!

    1. Now that I see what I've been missing out on by not having a Twitter account, I've decided NOT to open one!

  4. Since I don't twitter or tweet or whatever the correct verbiage is, I'm glad you posted these.

    I'm paticularly pleased with the Rosie O slams.....I despise the broad.

  5. Man, I don't see near enough of these on Twitter. I follow way too many people. I need to make a list of just you.

  6. I love it!

    I hear ya on the whole "Scientology" thing, for I would fail, too, but I wouldn't do well in the Phys-Ed-ology, either, 'cause I hated Gym, not to be confused with Jim, who is my husband. Although, come to think of it, there ARE days that I dislike him A LOT. But what married couple gets along swimmingly EVERY day? And who the heck says "swimmingly"? Jeesh.


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