LG knows that many of you don't use Twitter. And those who do use it don't necessarily follow LG (but if you'd like to, his Twitter handle is @LazarusNYC and you can click HERE to follow). So here's a sampling of some of LG's recent Tweets for our reading pleasure:
Divers in Italy have found 8 more dead bodies in the wreck along with Mitt Romney's presidential chances.
French police are so cuisine conscious that they only use fresh pepper spray, never from a shaker.
I thought this was a day to honor Jennifer Lopez's best attribute then I realized it's ASH Wednesday, not ASS Wednesday.
Chuck Norris should just punch Iran.
Trivia: Fat Tuesday got its name because it's Kirstie Alley's birthday.
Breaking: Chris Brown asked Rihanna on a date yesterday. Problem: He wants to take her to Battery Park.
Brilliant strategy: Rosie O'Donnell is now officially too big to fail.
In 40 years, I'll bet that Bon Iver looks like Burl Iver.
If Old Navy had to fight a war they'd use those canons that shoot t-shirts at basketball games. It's true.
My friend started a law practice on a tight budget. It's called "The Law Cubicle of Jonathan Reynolds."
I wonder if former Iranian Olympians say "I ran for Iran? "
CNN reports that 30 prisoners escape after riot in northern Mexico. But all 30 were quickly killed by drug lords roaming free.
Italian authorities seek an expert in raising a big object to right the Costa Concordia. They just hired Rosie O'Donnell's personal trainer.
I tried Scientology but it was too hard to understand so I now am a follower of PhysEd-ology.
Don't twitter or tweet. I thought I was a modern woman when I learned to use this computer. By the way I am back....not up to par yet, but planning on getting back in the swing....
ReplyDeleteby the way, Thanks for your support while I was greeving....kt
LG, I have a Twitter account but don't really use it. Now I see what I've been missing out on. (Interpret this as you will.)
ReplyDeleteSending hugs to you and your beautiful wife too!
Now that I see what I've been missing out on by not having a Twitter account, I've decided NOT to open one!
DeleteSince I don't twitter or tweet or whatever the correct verbiage is, I'm glad you posted these.
ReplyDeleteI'm paticularly pleased with the Rosie O slams.....I despise the broad.
Man, I don't see near enough of these on Twitter. I follow way too many people. I need to make a list of just you.
ReplyDeleteI love it!
ReplyDeleteI hear ya on the whole "Scientology" thing, for I would fail, too, but I wouldn't do well in the Phys-Ed-ology, either, 'cause I hated Gym, not to be confused with Jim, who is my husband. Although, come to think of it, there ARE days that I dislike him A LOT. But what married couple gets along swimmingly EVERY day? And who the heck says "swimmingly"? Jeesh.