But Still Elected Mayor of Chicago!
Declares in Court: "Hey, at least I had a job, unlike a lot of people in Michigan"
Sets Guinness Book Record for longest distance skipped!
Considering Holding Next U.N. Debate in Syria to Put Warring Parties to Sleep
Cruise line now considering making frying pans captain of newest ship
|Fying pans can be seen on the deck directing women and children to the lifeboats. Photo Taken by Captain Schettino|