As you may have noticed, LG is adopting a shorter post format: Get you in, get your laughs and get back on the road. Nobody makes any money if you're loitering around here.
Mrs. LG recently told LG that she doesn't think he quite has the feel for married life yet. Apparently, one is supposed to shed the ways of bachelorhood, i.e. no more being selfish, self-centered, greedy, arrogant, etc. Now it's supposed to be about FAMILY and not just the individual. So LG, trying to embrace this altruistic one-for-all-and-all-for-one philosophy, volunteered to purchase and hang the family Christmas stockings this year. Mrs. LG was not too happy with LG's (also known as Lazarus or Laz) efforts for some reason:
Oh well, LG will keep working on it...
We leave you with some recent posts from LG's Facebook account. This is all original material written by LG, but he hereby gives you permission to use any of it on your own Facebook page or on your Twitter feed (not that you'd want to, but LG is offering in an effort to appear less selfish).