Here are some more antique photos that LG harvested for your viewing pleasure from various second-hand stores, antique galleries, the Sotheby's Celebrity Auction, Saddam Hussein's ransacked mansions and the Royal Family of England's Garage Sale.
Snarky captions provided by LG Productions, Inc. They're fully copyrighted worldwide so please don't try to impress your friends on New Year's Eve by stealing these without our permission.
OK, you have our permission. You drive a hard bargain.
Notice her slip? That was considered revealing back in the day, but, it was understandable since she was a 1960's porn star on Super 8 film. Why is that raccoon sleeping on her head and why is he wearing a shoelace around his neck? These people later divorced. She got custody of the flowers, he got the drapes.
"If anyone laughs at this ridiculous tie that I'm wearing in 65 years when they see it on the internet, I'll haunt them because I'll be dead by then. I'm posing with my meanest 'I'll be dead by the time you see this on a blog' look right now. Is my zipper undone? This isn't really a tie, it's two large green beans hanging down off my neck. You'll call them something fancy like 'edemame' someday. Stop looking at my large hands and high waist. I'm haunting your basement right now, don't come down here. Boo!"
"Oh what jokers we are here in 1923, faking like Hurricane Katrina came through this part of Mississippi and upended us all! You can tell it's fake, however, because we're smiling and not looting flat-screen TVs. Plus, we're about 85 years too early for the real Hurricane Katrina, but this is hysterical by our early 1900's standards. Where was 'Saturday Night Live' when you needed it? And how does our hair and wooden teeth look? We hope our corsets aren't showing. This photo should attract some fun-loving men in 75 years when internet dating becomes all the rage."
That's it for this year folks, thanks for your support throughout 2011 and for stopping by today. The LG Report wishes you all the best in 2012, may it be your happiest year yet!