You've probably figured out by now that The LG Report spares no effort in attempting (underscore "attempting") to entertain its readers. We take our motto seriously: "Injecting a bit of humor into your day." We're the blog that people have trusted for their USDA daily requirement of juvenile humor (vitamin JH) since December 2009. [Advisory: the USDA has not evaluated these statements. Check with your doctor before beginning any regimen of Juvenile Humor.]
Yesterday LG flew from NYC to LA to generate a blog posting for your entertainment (and to attend a conference about which you're not interested.) Here are some photos from the day's travels:
This was the window view at seat 19A. I think we were above one of the Pretty Good Lakes (considerably smaller, and lesser-known, than the Great Lakes.) I always look out at the wing to make sure that nobody is riding on it, like in that episode of "The Twilight Zone" with William Shatner. Yesterday nobody was, but I've seen people out there in the past. Curiously, they never look cold.
This was the cabin view from my seat. I looked around for any potential shoe bombers, but saw none. However, the guy in front of me was a shoe-remover, and those can be bad too. There was clearly a need for Dr. Scholl to make a house call.
That's the Allegheny River flowing through Pittsburgh.... Psyche, no it isn't! I just said that to excite readers from Pittsburgh. Everyone knows that the Allegheny River has been redirected so that from the air it spells out "Steelers."
The odds are that someone you've seen at least once on TV or in the movies lives in one of these houses, I just don't know who or where. This is a poor man's aerial Tour of the Stars' Homes. Best we could do on a shoestring budget.