Thursday, June 10, 2010

Cleaning Out the Blackberry Camera....

The LG Report begins by congratulating Sophie the Blog Dog on turning one-year old yesterday, June 9th.  Here's a picture of Sophie at her birthday party, complete with her celebratory tiara:

Google's click-tracking tells us that all we need to do is display a photo of Sophie and use the phrase "Cutest Dog Contest" in order to rack up the hits.  We'll see.  P.S. Sophie ate the entire cake by herself, devoured the table it was on, and feasted on the flesh of every human at her party.  But she's a good dog!!

This is Mike, a friend of The LG Report.  Mike is proving that he doesn't have any ticks on his head.  Not that we accused him of harboring any.  Mike's not just the president of the Hair Club for Men...he's a future client.  Hopefully they can do a better job than Mother Nature. 

These are the REAL REAL REAL Housewives of New York/New Jersey.  From left we have Kitty, Barbara, Janine and Anne.  They are not actually all housewives, but they all live in New York or New Jersey.  As you can see, they're not all Botoxed up to look glamorous and attractive and much younger than they really are.  They're just real women.  Rumor is that the Bronx Zoo is missing four out boys!

UPDATE ON CANDIDATE ANNA LITTLE: The only candidate that The LG Report has ever endorsed is ahead in her Republican Primary in New Jersey's 6th Congressional District by less than one-half of one percent, thus a recount is likely.  Keep your fingers crossed folks, or Marge will personally come to your house and give you a fresh one.  You know you deserve one, if not for this, then for something else. We'll send her over to see you regardless. 

That's it for today, the Blackberry is clear.  Carry on and remember to check back often with The LG Report!



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