Here's a sample of what LG is talking about:
Airline Travel: Airlines are now in the business of nickel-and-diming you at every turn, only they aren't really extracting nickles and dimes, more like fifties and hundreds. Changing a flight will lead to immediate bankruptcy for most passengers. Continental, when we encountered turbulence, tried to pass the hat to collect a "Thrill Ride Surcharge" for the pronounced jerking of the plane. If we were on an ocean liner, LG would've sworn that we were being hit with a Violent Torpedo of Truth.
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Soft Drinks At The Arena: In Houston, when the locals saw how much a bottle of Diet Coke was going for at Reliant Stadium ($4.75 for a bottle costing 99 cents in a 7-11), they immediately bottled up all the oil wells and started drilling for Diet Coke. Seriously.
Parking: It cost $25 for the privilege of wedging your car into a tight spot at Reliant Stadium. Twenty-five freakin' dollars. For that price, they should name the lot after you, which they actually did in LG's case:
Tickets To The Game: LG is too embarrassed to tell you. He's not even sure why he typed this in the first place. Let's just move along and pretend we never saw this...
The View For A Basketball Game In A Football Stadium: A total and unadulterated rip-off. Here's the view that LG had:
That's the basketball court way off in the background. And that large boom on the left that held a TV camera continually swung into our sight lines to block what little view we had. Except we did have a perfect view of this guy:
Painted Man. He looks like a wacko...and in this case looks didn't deceive. But he never totally snapped by running onto the court to hug a player or set himself on fire or anything good along those lines. That was another rip-off in LG's book.
LG could go on, but he won't. You get the picture. If you wanna be ripped-off, head to the Final Four next year. Unless it's on someone else's dime, in which case, it's a great time!
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