LG has two main points to make today. Usually he has none, but that doesn't stop him from posting. So this is a bonus.
First, LG has been blogging for about 18 months and not until recently has he been asked to be a guest blogger by anyone. This is a great honor, it's like turning over the keys to your new Lamborghini to another driver. Nobody takes this lightly.
And, to make it even more special, this honor was bestowed upon LG by one of his absolutely favorite fellow bloggers, Kelley of Kelley's Break Room, a very funny, entertaining and creative blog which can be seen by clicking HERE!
LG's guest post will be up until sometime on Monday morning (July 18th) so please check it out when you get a chance. He thinks it's pretty funny and, as we all know, that's all that matters to LG (what an egotistical bastard he is. We wouldn't even continue to talk about him if we weren't actually him.) And please check out some of Kelley's other posts and consider becoming a follower of her blog if you aren't already. Don't cost nuttin' and you might get a free Coke if you're nice. Laughs guaranteed.
Second, LG has a really funny blog post idea for The LG Report, but he hasn't written it yet. Which reminds LG of a brain teaser: Five frogs are sitting on a log and four decide to jump off. How many are left? Answer: Five, because deciding is not doing. Good life lesson. You gotta actually do it to get something done.
So LG has decided to write this really funny post but hasn't done it yet. It's coming soon though, hang in there.
In the meantime, here are some highlights from his recent Facebook status updates: