Here's the review of "Never Say Never": It sucks.
Seriously, regular readers of The LG Report will not be surprised to hear that we didn't see this movie. You know when we plan on seeing it? Never!
There JB, we just said "never" even though you told us not to. What are you gonna do about it? Don't screw with LG or he'll mess up your hair.
So why the blog post? Do you think we're pandering to the millions of teenage girls Googling "Justin Bieber Movie" just to rack up extra hits?
Is that how little you think of The LG Report's integrity?
Well, err, um, you'd be right. But we're sure it sucks anyway.
You're probably feeling about now that you deserve more, possibly even a real review, after being sucked in by the misleading blog post title. OK, here we go:
|Justin Bieber's expression while watching his movie.|
Did that work for you? We hope so.
LG's friends Lee and Janine both offered to pay for his ticket and popcorn to see the film, but he declined. LG wonders if that offer is transferable to "The Hangover 2."
In other news, Egypt's Hosni Mubarak resigned today. The LG Report is proud to break the story that his resignation was delayed by prolonged negotiating over whether he'd get to take his stapler, desk lamp and other office supplies with him. This is the inside story that you won't see on CNN.com or FOX News. He obviously took the advice that it's better to resign on a Friday so that you then have the weekend to look for another country to rule tyrannically over. He should try Monster.com.
|That is a pretty cool desk lamp. The headset is dated though, they can keep it. No wonder everyone wanted him out: What a rude dictator, listening to his iPod while negotiating with world leaders. No manners.|
Also, Lindsay Lohan says she just "borrowed" that necklace that she's accused of stealing. Common mistake. Al Capone was a big borrower too.
That's it for today folks, LG has to run to the theater. Not to see the Justin Bieber movie of course, something else. He just forgets the name of it right now...