|Official symbol of LG's Bachelor Dinner.|
Below are some status updates from LG's recent Facebook postings. Since most of you are not LG's Facebook friends, you haven't seen these bon mots. Those who are, no doubt, will enjoy seeing them again.
Without further adieu...
|Human or "animal companion?"|
|Male ballet dancer. But you knew that.|
|Newt dictates his Tweets.|
|Coming soon to a concert hall near you.|
|That's about $24 of wampum right there...|