Some bloggers, like my friend Jessee, whose most excellent blog will appear magically when you click here, do something called "Wordless Wednesday" where they post one or more photos without any text.
LG doesn't do that. He writes a lot and talks a lot, but, as his personal motto informs us, "I may talk a lot, but I don't talk too much."
Here are some photos that LG took in the last week, which we'll call "Idiotic Images Tuesday." The Tuesday part isn't alliterative, but since today is Tuesday, it seems to fit. Best we could do, get off our back.
Let's get to the photos, we can tell you're annoyed already.
First, here's a picture that LG took yesterday while golfing (he was setting a course record, the nature of which we won't say...) LG wishes that all of us had our "number one problem" in life be as severe as the major problem facing golf today:
Hmm....apparently Golf (capitalized to signify the entire monolithic world of Golf) hasn't heard about the Great Recession, wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, terrorism, rising taxes, Gulf of Mexico oil pollution, nuclear proliferation, bedbug infestation, North Korean and Iranian crazies, global warming, Snookie and the designated hitter rule. Golf also has a problem with proper punctuation (e.g. missing an apostrophe to make "everyones" possessive.) But none of that is nearly as serious as slow play. God save us from slow play, the number one problem!
Using her as a bargaining chip! This dynamic has played out nationwide between many cable TV providers and networks -- two very rich companies pandering to the public for support of their position. It's annoying, dumb, greedy and annoying. Oh, wait, did we already mention "annoying?" Being repetitive is annoying too. Sorry.
That's it for today folks, some good posts coming up (unlike this one!) so make sure to check back again soon. We promise not to trap you underground for 69 days.