And, yes, he was already the New York interviewee in this series.
But let's think outside the box and bun folks; Dannie did a great job with New York, but he was born and raised in Pennsylvania. He goes back to PA all the time, and is a die-hard Steelers fan. His parents live there. His siblings live there. To paraphrase Tony Bennett, Dannie left his heart in Pittsburgh. So we thought it was only right to allow him to represent the Keystone State. Here we go:
The LG Report: Why are you representing Pennsylvania when, in fact, you live in New York? Isn't there anyone living in PA who is capable of conducting this interview?
Dannie: Penn(is) envy?
Sure, there are many capable Pennsylvanians who would do a much better job than I. But we're a very humble, understated folk who don't believe in boasting - including about how great our state is. My living in NYC for nearly 25 years has made me just uppity enough to take part in this interview.
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Dannie: Demographically it's been said that PA has a Midwestern city on one side (Pittsburgh), a northeastern city on the other (Philadelphia), and "Alabama" in between. So you can essentially visit about 2/3rds of the US in a long weekend. Throw in some shoofly pie and scrapple and you've got a good chunk of northern Europe covered as well.
Dannie: I thought this was an interview about PA and not just the eastern half?? How about some representative foods from west of the Susquehanna (where I grew up): pierogies, kielbasa, halupkies, Iron City Beer? Based on the list you've given me I'd have to say, hands-down, the cheesesteak "whiz, wit-out" (hold the Swiss - see John Kerry 2008 Presidential campaign).
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LGR: What's the single biggest difference between people from Pittsburgh and people from Philadelphia?
Dannie: Six Super Bowls (PIT 6 - PHI 0), Three World Series (PIT 5 - PHI 2), and One Stanley Cup (PIT 3 - PHI 2). Other than that, we're pretty similar and both of us have funny / grating accents.
LGR: Are you aware that there's an NFL team in Pittsburgh known as the Steelers? Any interest in following them?
Dannie: Yes, see above. Are you aware that the Washington Redskins franchise started as the Pottsville (PA) Maroons and this is why the Redskins team colors are maroon? [Editor's Note: I did not know that.]
LGR: Who is your most admired Pennsylvania native other than yourself (don't be an egotist, LG has that cornered) or any of your family members?
Dannie: Andrew Carnegie. See previous interview on NY / favorite NYC landmark.
LGR: What's your personal favorite tourist attraction in PA and why?
The Yuengling Brewery in Pottsville PA is a lot of fun. As American's oldest continually operating brewery (est. 1829) a visit to their in-house bar (called the "Rathskeller) is pretty interesting - not to mention sampling some excellent beer straight from the barrel (recommend the Chesterfield Ale). Adjoining the brewery is a Catholic grade school (which my parents attended) and a catholic church (where my parents were married). Locals will tell you that it's the only place in the world where you can have education, damnation, and salvation on the same block.
Also, the Big Mac Museum in North Huntingdon, PA. I've never actually been there but since my Pee-Wee Football coach was the inventor of the Big Mac (see picture of bronze bust of him from museum below), I figured I would shamelessly put in a plug for the museum (think McD's will start advertising on your blog now??).
LGR: Would you rather see the Steelers win the Super Bowl or all wars worldwide cease immediately and hunger and disease wiped off the face of the Earth for good? PS They would be playing Dallas in the Super Bowl.
Dannie: I thought Obama had all that other stuff taken care of (wasn't he going to lower the earth's rising tides too????) - so I'll take the Steelers over the 'Boys for the third time.
LGR: Legally, are you allowed to move back to PA?
Dannie: No, but the borders between NJ and PA are about as well protected as between Mexico and AZ so I'm thinking a late night swim across the Delaware River shouldn't be a problem.
LGR: Can you explain the concept of "Pennsyltucky?"
Dannie: Sounded better than "Kenvania"? See answer number 2.) above with reference to the "Alabama" portion of the state.
LGR: If William Penn and Ben Franklin had a UFC-style cage match to the death, who would win and why?
As always Dannie, thanks for your wonderful insights, much appreciated. Please move to another state now so that we can interview you again down the road.
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