Monday, August 16, 2010

Movie Review + The LG Report Endorses a Truck

Two orders of business today kidz

First, our brief -- but always accurate -- movie review.  Tonight LG saw "Inception."  LG found it to be pretentious, unnecessarily complicated, derivative (of at least three other movies), too long (2.5 hours) and not very entertaining.  In short, it was much like The LG Report itself.   

We'd give it a 5.2 on a scale of 1 to 10.  If you go, don't say we didn't warn you.

Second, The LG Report has never before endorsed a motor vehicle, but in this case we had no choice but to give our thumbs up to a truly ballsy truck, probably the best on the road today.  We believe it's a Ford F150, but we can't be 100% certain from the photo (which, by the way, is courtesy of reader Anne F.S.) 

This truck has what some would euphemistically call "genital fortitude."  It exudes a sack of confidence.  On top of that, it passed every test(icular) we could throw at it.  You'd be nuts not to buy one.  So, without further adieu, we are proud to introduce the official truck of The LG Report

That's it for today folks.  Coming soon: Original LG Report video clips!  Please try to contain your excitement.   Thanks for clicking in, see you again soon. 

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