seriously, you must be smoking the good stuff if you think that George Clooney would sit down with The LG Report for an interview. No matter how many times we bold face the name of The LG Report, which we do all the time, we still aren't in the BIG TIME of blogging and other new media. Nonetheless, we now have your measly click, so we really don't care why you're here. But, since you are, pull up a chair for a few minutes (no, not that one, some big scary-looking dude is sitting there, he just went to the men's and he looks like he's packing) and have a look around.
You won't see Geo Clooney, but you might find something to amuse you.
DOG CONTEST ENTERING FINAL DAYS -- ENTER SOON!
That headline pretty much says it all, but we've never been ones to pass up an opportunity to be redundant and obvious at The LG Report. And obvious and redundant. And obviously redundant. We've received about 12 entries so far, and each one has been accompanied by a message to this effect: "It's not fair to the other dogs since mine is clearly the winner, but go ahead and give them a chance..."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard it before.
But, in reality, there are some seriously cute pooches in this contest and it will be interesting to see who wins. Remember, the top vote-getting canine receives a bag of very nice treats, as well as national (even international, actually) exposure on The LG Report. What more could a dog ask for?
The poodle pictured below is not eligible for the contest since she's deceased, but here's LG with Muffin from back in the day. We couldn't resist posting this shot since Muffin (also "Muffy") was such a cool and cute dog:
Word of Advice: Don't ever go to a female-oriented daytime talk show with my good friend Danny. He's got an exceedingly large coconut and it sometimes gets in the way of seeing the scrumptous recipes come to life. I think there's a banana custard pie being made behind his noggin:
We're really desperate for clicks at The LG Report, so please recommend this blog to everyone you know (http://www.lgreport.blogspot.com/), or wish to know. Here's a great ice-breaker for shy people: "Hey, have you seen The LG Report lately?" Always gets them talking.
If we don't start getting more visitors to the site, this will be our next business venture:
Danny took that shot. The restaurant (if you can call it that) is in Utah. I wonder how their banana custard pie tastes.
So that's it for today. We have some good posts coming up soon, including the voting (rules to be announced) and results of the Cutest Dog Contest, so keep checking back.
Thanks for reading and keep on keeping on.....
PS If you should see George Clooney, Tiger Woods, Beyonce, Jay Z, Pamela Anderson, Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ed Begley, Jr., Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, the Dalai Lama, Ricky Gervais, Geo, Julia Roberts, Lebron James, Mr. Pants Down Dance, Derek Jeter or Michael Jackson, please tell them that The LG Report was using their names in a cheap way again to try to attract clicks. Thanks.