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LG: Hmm, I was going to ask you the same thing...
Hey LG, how did you get to be the best-looking blogger on the internet? - LG, New York, NY
LG: That's an excellent question sir, I really have no answer.
LG: Hmm, that's a tough one. I'd recommend Africa, since I heard you mention on TV the other day that you're going over there soon to pick up some money from a banker.
Why are you so darn smart and funny LG? - LG, New York, NY
LG: Good question. I wish I knew, I'd bottle it and make a fortune.
LG: You first, Mr. Favre.
Can you please explain for us the climate change phenomenon known as "Global Warming" and its long-term impact on Mother Earth? - A. Gore, Nashville, TN
LG: Nah, too boring, even for this blog.
LG: Would you consider crawling through a doggie door for $5? It would make people think you're really one of them and I could get a nice photo for The LG Report....
LG: How would you feel about crawling through a doggie door for $5? I'd get your picture splashed across every newspaper in America acting just like one of the guys.
I don't really have a question, I just wanted to let you know that I think your blog is just so awesome, the best I've ever read. Keep up the great work! - LG, New York, NY
LG: Thanks, much appreciated.
LG: Not really. But if you come across a hooker with a $150,000 watch, I think I know where you can get a nice reward so give me a call and we'll split it.
That's it for today folks, see you back here again real soon. Thanks for stopping by.