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As most of you know, another "Snowmaggedon/Snowpocalypse" (take your pick) is hitting the East Coast. These large snowstorms seem to be occurring with more regularity these days.
We used to call them "blizzards," back when flight attendants were stewardesses and the folliclely-challenged were merely bald.
This morning, before the snow started coming down in earnest at the Jersey Shore (where LG is visiting his sister, MIG), LG made a trip to the local supermarket to get a look at the jugheads who rush to the store in a dramatic over-reaction at the first hint of snow. Here's what he encountered at the check-out:
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